happy family Mrs, 1999
set of three fold-to-fit rings sterling silver, offset-printed card box, paper.
A mild and temporary cure for the compulsively possessive: this 'happy product' should make you feel better, whilst having none of the drawbacks of actually meeting with the medical institution. It is especially recommended if you believe that health and beauty are the same thing; this purchase, in fact, should represent a marginal fraction of your monthly 'splash-out' on skin creams and slimming products - think of it as an aesthetic band-aid.
bout de doigt, 1999
nail accessory 18K yellow gold.
We mean to praise, and give flesh to, the painted nail! Our guess is that city dwellers will like it (they have fragile fingers), and pianists too: their hands are the objects of our affection.
happy family NHS, 2002
set of two adhesive rings, rubber, gauze, ink, screenprinted card, plastic sleeve.
Let us imagine that the NHS, just before its death rattle, adopts a liberal charter, simplified procedures, and a fresh, fashion-friendly attitude to dressings: while saving up to put your fatty deposits in the hands of overpaid, sublime surgeons, why not accessorise your minor cuts back to health! (I know you want to.)
getting old sucks. 2005-06
two brooches, oxidised sterling silver, stainless steel pin.
Brooches for mammal in the p.m., worn to signal some things other than protracted youth: sag, feed, and pride. (The pair).
cheap thrills, 2006
set of two 'instant' wedding rings, 24K (fine) gold, offset-printed card sleeve.
A wedding ring each. In a wallet-thin holster, Concealed about you at all times, ready to be drawn out at the right moment. Out of it, you will produce two slivers of gold, And make rings out of them. That's all, folks (in a manner of speech).
thinking of you (Rita), 2006
brooch, fine silver, polyurethane paint, stainless steel pin.
"Thinking of you (portraits)" is a series of brooches that reproduces the ear of the user, or that of the user's partner / friend/child etc.: each brooch is designed to order, and strives to render, much as a portrait painting would, the specific features of the sitter's ear. It finds its inspiration in the Victorian hairwork popular towards the end of the 19th century: mourning and sentimental jewellery, usually presented in the form of lockets, featuring a painted portrait on its visible side, and a braided hairlock on the flipside, or inside the medallion. It is poised, as the locket was, between remains and representation. Each brooch is delivered in a box, pinned to a folded newspaper page featuring a personal ad describing the sitter.
thinking of you (Andrea), 2006
brooch, fine silver, polyurethane paint, stainless steel pin.
"Thinking of you (portraits)" is a series of brooches that reproduces the ear of the user, or that of the user's partner / friend/child etc.: each brooch is designed to order, and strives to render, much as a portrait painting would, the specific features of the sitter's ear. It finds its inspiration in the Victorian hairwork popular towards the end of the 19th century: mourning and sentimental jewellery, usually presented in the form of lockets, featuring a painted portrait on its visible side, and a braided hairlock on the flipside, or inside the medallion. It is poised, as the locket was, between remains and representation. Each brooch is delivered in a box, pinned to a folded newspaper page featuring a personal ad describing the sitter.
hello! My name is W, 2006-07
set of six brooches, dental gold, dental ceramics.
Piece alongside the medal, which rewards military excellence, we find the trophy: no less a carrier of martial symbolism or an object of ornamental use, I found it surpasses the medal in indicating the flipside of victory, as it is usually procured directly from the carnage that conquest necessarily leaves behind. Quoth Melville, describing Ahab's Ship:
"She was apparelled like any barbaric Ethiopian emperor, his neck heavy with pendant of polished ivory. She was a thing of trophies. A cannibal of a craft, tricking herself forth in the chased bones of her enemies."
This set of brooches was created in response to the ANTI-WAR medals project initiated in 2003 by gallery Velvet da Vinci, in San Fransisco.

